That was too easy

Cow-t 10. M2. SAFE.
Parole: 553.
Prompt: meraki.
Fandom: Bungo stray dogs.
Sighing Kunikida took a deep breath before entering the room. He spent the whole night collecting data and doing research to put together a presentation about the situation in the suburbs. It was a boring job and even if he was quite proud of the result the worst part still has to come.
He learnt a long time ago that his team was as good on the field as bad in the theory, he hoped that giving a presentation would capture their attention but he knew very well that they found his explanation boring.
Even though he couldn’t say why. He managed to put everything into two hundred slides, shorter than that it was impossible.
He just had to be quick in explaining.
He could do this.
He opened the door walking straight to the head of the table. He pointed the controller to the projector and he started.
“Today’s topic is the uprising number of small crimes in the suburb.” Said Kunikida turning off the lights to make the widescreen brighter.
“Booooring.” Whined Edogawa Ranpo.
“Why are we talking about it?” Asked Yokona. “We are detectives!”
“The authorities asked for our support in these emergencies, ad a model agency we have to set the example.” Explained Kunikida quickly, he knew this was going to be hard.
“This graph shows the abrupt rise of crimes in the last decade. An interesting point is that, as we can observe the ratio of casualties considerably drop; the blue line marks the dramatic increase of infractions related to scams and thievery. Even if the majority of perpetrators still lays in the male part of the population, the number of women involved in crimes is grown.
A large portion of the culprits that we were able to catch is young, between twenty and thirty years old.
Nearly all of them from the less wealthy classes of societies. Where this information is not new, the difference between the past cases and now rest in the pattern. Everything drive to the possibility that there is some kind of organisation after this felonies. They already give up their suspect on the Port Mafia, their methods are more direct and usually don’t bring youngsters in their organization. At least not since they obtained the permit to work with people with abilities.
Is more likely to be a new power which is trying to dwell his own place and find his origin in the poorer part of Yokohama.”
In conclusion, is likely to see this peak grow until we identify the source.”
He finally gave his monologue a rest, he had to speak quickly swapping to the pictures to reach the end of his presentation before someone could interrupt him.
After a second he realized it was too easy. He not only didn’t get interrupted but he wasn’t showered in objections the moment he stopped talking.
He turned on the light already knowing what he was going to see.
The room was empty, they didn’t even bother closing the door leaving, probably they asked Tanizaki to cover their leave.
Only Dazai was quietly snoring half-bent on the table.
“DAZAI!” His notebook hit the poor guy in the forehead sending him flying on the floor.
“What? Who? It wasn’t me!” Dazi looked around confused but Kunikida already left.
They didn’t deserve his efforts!